Saturday, December 19, 2009

#20 Jessica Alba



Jessica Alba is perfectly at home prancing around in a teeny bikini. "I'm comfortable looking sexy," she insists. "Hollywood always plays up your sexuality, because that's what gets men into the theaters. It's nothing to be ashamed of." We agree wholeheartedly, which is why we gave this breathtaking brunette top billing on our list of the Top 99 Women of 2006. Alba has since become a fixture in our beloved annual poll as well as in lists compiled by Maxim, FHM, GQ, People, Star, Playboy, and Victoria's Secret, all of whom have praised her for her alluring screen presence and delectable dimensions. In fact, the only person unimpressed with Jessica Alba's sexiness is Alba herself. "I actually don't think I'm attractive," she admits. "The public only sees me after I've had my hair and make-up done. Or I'm in photos that have been airbrushed or lit a certain way. It's all an illusion." That may be, but it's an illusion she pulls off with uncommon panache.


Stats

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 120 lb
Measurements: 34B-25-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Jessica Alba has been kicking ass and taking names since 2000 when she nabbed the lead role in James Cameron’s critically-acclaimed sci-fi series Dark Angel. This sultry sexpot has since shown off her mouthwatering curves with a string of nearly-nude performances in Honey, Sin City and Fantastic Four. "The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid," she jokes. "I get all these screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.'" Now that’s a movie we’d definitely watch!


Where we'd most like to violate her: All in favor of "ass," put your ass in the air.


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#21 Christina Aguilera



Christina Aguilera likes to think of herself as sexy--and her former Stripped image certainly reflected that. But being sexy is not only about wearing revealing clothes, it's about attitude and personality--traits often associated with maturity and life experience.
Like any young lady, however, Christina did experience a burst of maturity and left that raunchy "Dirrty" image behind. She reemerged in 2006 a newlywed and a more refined singer and performer with Back to Basics. With classier clothes to show off her curves and less makeup to let her true beauty peek through, Christina matured from an overly sexualized teen, to a jaw-dropping sexy woman.


Stats

Height: 5'2"
Weight: 102 lb
Measurements: 36C-28-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: This former Mouseketeer rubbed the charts the right way with the catchy single "Genie In A Bottle," and followed up her success with a tribute to her Latin roots, the album Mi Reflejo. Her 2006 album, Back to Basics, sold more than 3.5 million copies. And who can forget that lesbian kiss with Madonna at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards or those chaps that she sported in her "Dirrty" music video?


Where we'd most like to violate her: Filthy Christina is the kind of tramp champ you can start out with an eiffel tower, move along to some ass 2 mouth and finish with a nice bukkake. So it's a toss-up, really.

#22 Scarlett Johansson



Scarlett Johansson's figure has caught up with her already-mature and collected personality--and now that she can scratch "child actress" off her resume, we can admire the sexy woman she has become. An extra part of Scarlett Johansson's allure is her uniquely throaty voice, which entices us. The actress herself has said, "I'm so tired of hearing casting directors ask if I have a sore throat. The people who have told me that my voice is distinctive...those people have always been close to my heart." Are you taking notes?


Stats

Height: 5'4"
Weight: 115 lb
Measurements: 36C-23-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: After her role in Robert Redford's The Horse Whisperer (1998), then-teenager Scarlett Johansson landed one plum part after another in movies like Lost in Translation (2003), Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003), The Perfect Score (2004),Match Point (2005), The Prestige (2006), The Nanny Diaries (2007), and He's Just Not That Into You (2008).


Where we'd most like to violate her: Well, we know she likes to be fingered:


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#23 Janet Jackson



Janet Jackson's sexiness has never been questioned, especially not since her image makeover in the mid-90's. She is a regular on all of the world's sexiest lists, not to mention a regular in the fantasies and dreams of men around the world (and some women with good taste). Janet is not overtly sexual; she has more of a quiet sensuality that only makes her more attractive (though her six-pack doesn't hurt in getting men's juices flowing).


Stats

Height: 5'4"
Weight: 120 lb
Measurements: 35C-23-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Her long-anticipated '90s comeback with The Velvet Rope and All For You were far from disappointments for the fans she won over in the '80s, living up to and even surpassing the expectations Control and Rhythm Nation 1814 had created. Janet is no longer Michael's little sister. To celebrate her 40th birthday, she released the album 20 Y.O. and continued to act and perform -- despite the 2006 Super Bowl incident.


Where we'd most like to violate her: We bet she's never had it in the ear before...

#24 Jolene Blalock



Jolene. Body. Amazing. (Did we forget ga-ga goo-goo?)
Forget Jesse Ventura, the real "Body" is Miss Blalock. She has apparently been sculpted into perfection by Mother Nature, to be used as a torture device for men. Understand that her sexiness oozes from her every stride, and every pout of her Angelina Jolie-like lips. If you ever wanted a heart attack, just catch Jolene at the beach in a thong bikini.


Stats

Height: 5'6"
Weight: 109 lb
Measurements: 32D-24-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Jolene Blalock is the new "babe" of Star Trek. She plays T'Pol, a Vulcan, on the new spin-off Enterprise.


Where we'd most like to violate her: We'd love to vulcanize her bunghole. She sure likes to lube up:


Saturday, December 12, 2009

#25 Michelle Behennah



Once Sports Illustrated's readership was able to recover from hyperventillation at seeing Ms. Behennah, they supplied these fine words: "Sooooo hot...my God...she's a femme-bot...oh yeah."
Yes folks, men today are a collection of genuine modern day Aristotles.



Stats

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 118 lb
Measurements: 34B-24-35

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Michelle Behennah is a regular in Victoria's Secret catalogue and in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issues. She has graced numerous magazine covers and does occasional work for MTV and Access Hollywood.



Where we'd most like to violate her: This chick is totally begging for it up the pooper...


You can never be too prepared for an anal assault.

#26 Lujan Fernandez



Whether legs, breasts, eyes, or southern cheeks catch your eye first, Fernandez will draw you in one way or another. She is one of the most well-rounded Latin babes out there and loves to show it all off, despite giving off an innocent allure.
From her deep chocolate brown eyes down to her world-famous behind and long legs, she drips sex appeal. Thanks to Fernandez, Argentina has been added to our South American tour, after the beaches of Brazil, of course.



Stats

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 116 lb
Measurements: 33B-24-35

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Twice a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model, Fernandez has graced the cover of virtually every prominent fashion magazine in America and Europe. She has also done ads for Perry Ellis and XOXO, and prowled the runway for Ralph Lauren, among others.


Tee-hee-hee! I'm almost nakey!

#27 Kate Beckinsale



We never thought "sexy" was an appropriate word for Kate Beckinsale; maybe it's because her earlier roles made her look more graceful than ravishing. But ever since we laid eyes on her in 2003's Underworld or the 2006 sequel Underworld: Evolution, we couldn't get over the sight of Kate Beckinsale in black latex.
It's been all uphill since then: She looked delicious in 2004's Van Helsing and successfully channeled sexpot Ava Gardner in 2004's The Aviator. And who wouldn't love her combination of sex appeal and intellectual ruthlessness in 2009's Nothing But the Truth?



Stats

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 115 lb
Measurements: 34C-24-35

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Kate Beckinsale was the darling of British theater and American art house films, but she saved Pearl Harbor, proved that vampires can be sexy inUnderworld, wowed Howard Hughes in The Aviator, and stunned audiences inNothing But the Truth. Esquire magazine's "Sexiest Woman Alive" of 2009 can currently be seen in Everybody's Fine opposite Robert De Niro, Drew Barrymore and Sam Rockwell.

#28 Ciara



Hold up. Ciara isn't just sexy, she redefines sexy. From her deep black eyes draped by dirty-blonde long hair, you feel as if you're tracing a path down the side of a cello. A really feminine, hard-bodied cello with full lips and a big ol' booty. Ciara has a tummy toned to perfection and when she juts her hips to the side, the world is a beautiful place.


Stats

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 128 lb
Measurements: 35B-23-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: She's the hottest female voice from the Dirty South, touted as the next big thing by crunk guru Lil Jon. Her album Goodiesis a sales champ, thanks to her many collaborations with stars like Ludacris, Missy Elliott and R. Kelly.

#29 Minka Kelly



The brunettes versus blondes debate has gone on long before Betty and Veronica, and long before Marilyn Monroe made the case with Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Natural brunette Minka Kelly is proof the hot cheerleader role doesn't always have to go to a perky blonde like Hayden Panettiere. Unfortunately, the Friday Night Lights star is currently cheering for one man, and one man only: Derek Jeter.

Stats

Height: 5'5"
Weight: 119 lb
Measurements: 34B-24-33

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Anyone who's seen the hipster flick (500) Days of Summer recalls an extremely beautiful woman who makes a cameo appearance in the final scene of the movie. We won't ruin the ending for those who haven't seen it, but those should know that the actress who sugarcoats the somewhat sad ending to the dramedy with her sexiness is Minka Kelly.
Minka Kelly is best recognized for her breakout role as cheerleader Lyla Garrity on NBC’s critically acclaimed dramaFriday Night Lights. Though her portrayal of Lyla, the girlfriend of star quarterback Jason Street, may be her biggest claim to fame thus far, she has previously appeared on NBC’s American Dreams, Nickelodeon’s Drake & Josh and WB’s What I Like About You. She also starred in the film The Kingdom (2007) and the aforementioned (500) Days of Summer. She can be seen next in 2010's The Roommate, opposite Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester.


Being incarcerated for whoring is fun!

#30 Megan Fox



Megan Fox uses her smokin' body as a canvas. She has around eight tattoos, including a portrait of Marilyn Monroe. Her provocative cover shoot for GQ's October 2008 issue, shot by none other than the dirty-minded Terry Richardson of Vice magazine fame, caused a stir on newsstands, and many of the risque photos were soon plastered on blogs dedicated to Megan. Google "Megan Fox" and "GQ" to see why. She lives up to her last name.
Megan Fox recently announced that she has split up with her former fiance Brian Austin Green. Think you have a chance? While in Berlin promoting Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Fox was asked who she'd be interested in dating next. Her response? "Oh I don't know. There is this Korean Justin Timberlake named Rain, and I'm really in his situation right now. I'm trying to fix this up. I'm working hard."



Stats

Height: 5'4"
Weight: 114 lb
Measurements: 34C-26-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Many journalists have labeled Megan Fox the next Angelina Jolie; we just think she's damn sexy. While her roles in Transformers, How to Lose Friends & Alienate People, Whore, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and the upcoming Jennifer's Body have yet to prove that she has the acting capabilities of Oscar-winner Jolie, she does have some interesting similarities to her look-alike. Like Angie, Megan has a penchant for tattooing her body. She has about eight in total, ranging from Old English quotes to a moon and star combo. She's been photographed many times showing off her dangerously close-to-the-pubic-line "Brian" tattoo, but now that she's split with former fiance Brian Austin Green, we wonder if she'll be removing it, or just inking over it. As long as she keeps wearing bikinis in photo shoots, we're fine with whatever decision she makes.


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#31 Ashanti



Forget the tall, sleek supermodel. We want that around-the-way thug honey Ashanti. With a caramel complexion, almond eyes and a small bootluscious frame, she has everything we could ever want in a shorty. Her main appeal though is her sweet voice and lyrics.
She has the ability to sound vulnerable and feminine yet there is no doubt that she is a formidable force to be reckoned with. The kind of girl you want to lavish with everything but can still take home and chill with. That is the Ashanti vibe and the ultimate in sex appeal, as far as we are concerned.



Stats

Height: 5'3"
Weight: 125 lb
Measurements: 32C-24-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: She made your head nod in the Ja Rule hit "Always On Time" setting the stage for her album, Ashanti, which debuted at #1 on the Billboard chart.

#32 Keira Knightley



Describing Keira Knightley as merely "beautiful" is the equivalent of brushing off Mount Everest as being just plain "tall." It would take us at least a fortnight to amass all the sexiest women in the world lists that she's conquered, and only a man with Shakespeare's literary prowess could adequately describe her flawless features. On a Wednesday afternoon, she'll throw on some kleats and whip your butt in soccer, and on Saturday night she'll effortlessly pull off a Valentino gown that will leave the press buzzing for weeks. It's no wonder she's been linked to some of the most attractive men (Jamie Dornan, Rupert Friend, James McAvoy) currently trotting our globe but even they don't deserve to taste perfection. Keira Knightley belongs to the gods, and the gods alone. And us, if she ever wants to swing by the office.



Stats

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 115 lb
Measurements: 32A-22-33

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Since bursting onto the scene in 2003's sleeper hit Bend it Like Beckham, Keira Knightley has soared past her colleagues at warp speed to become one of the most sought after actresses of her generation. Her role as Elizabeth Swann in The Pirates of The Caribbean trilogy landed her among the highest paid actresses in the world, and her uncommon grace and fragility as a performer have made her a staple in some of the most well-regarded period pieces of the decade. Her versatile performances are regularly targeted come awards season and the state of her fickle love life is speculated upon with the fervor of an international incident. Knightley's combination of classic elegance and boyish charm is a call back to the Hepburn-era of Hollywood. Simply, put she is a movie star of the highest order.


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#33 Carmen Electra



Carmen Electra is the epitome of a sex goddess. She was featured in Playboy in 1996 and again in 2003, which proves that she only gets better with age. Even Howard Stern said she looks better now than she did 10 years ago.
An avowed member of the mile-high club, she admits that she thinks about sex every 20 seconds, that she's very vocal in bed and that she enjoys dirty talk. Not only does she claim to be quite skilled between the sheets, but she also says that she prefers administering oral sex than receiving it. Is it us or is it getting hot in here?



Stats

Height: 5'3"
Weight: 110 lb
Measurements: 36C-23-35

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Carmen Electra has appeared in Playboy, Baywatch, Singled Out, and a series of movies ranging from Scary Movie (2000) to National Lampoon's Pledge This! (2006). She even had her own reality show, 'Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen and Dave, with former husband Dave Navarro and a DVD series called Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease. No kidding.

Your cock only gets 1 leg up.

#34 Pamela Anderson



Pamela Anderson is the epitome of sexiness. As a world-famous sex symbol, she sets the standard for the "blonde bombshell." We could point out specific moments when Pamela Anderson has been particularly (i.e. running down the beach in that fire-engine red bathing suit in slow motion as C.J. Parker on Baywatch), but we'd run out of space for describing other aspects of her being. Check out anything she has appeared in if there's any doubt.



Stats

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 105 lb
Measurements: 36DD-22-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Pamela Anderson starred as C.J. Parker in the most widely syndicated show of all time, Baywatch. She went on to star in blockbuster movies, and a world-famous home video tape. She's graced the covers of hundreds of magazines and has gone through marriage, divorce, marriage, a custody battle, hepatitis C, and divorce -- and she still manages to work for charities for animal rights and AIDS. She's also a mother of two boys.


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#35 Liv Tyler



Liv Tyler's lips--they're like beacons of sexuality. It's amazing to look at Liv Tyler (not only because of her remarkable resemblance to her father Steven) and wonder if she couldn't have been the next Cindy Crawford.
The funny thing is that she used to be a chubby, awkward kid with braces. she should be recast in the latest retelling of The Ugly Duckling.


Stats

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 162 lb
Measurements: 34B-25-38

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Daughter of Steven Tyler, lead singer of the rock band Aerosmith, Liv Tyler's movie credits include Armageddon (1998), the Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001, 2002 and 2003, respectively), Jersey Girl (2004), and The Incredible Hulk(2008).

#36 Tyra Banks



There's no denying it: Tyra has pure animal magnetism written all over her. She's voluptuous and curvy in all the right spots, and do we love that. Her confidence on and off the runway lends her an I-could-destroy-you aura that could translate nicely to the bedroom. We have to keep dreaming, right?



Stats

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 150 lb
Measurements: 34D-28-40

Claim to 21st Century Fame: People still tend to think of Tyra Banks as "just a model," but with her own hit TV show, America's Next Top Model, and a daytime talk show, The Tyra Banks Show, she's shown the world that she's more than just a smokin' face and hot walk.



50 fat bucks and my fat ass sits on it...

#37 Victoria Silvstedt



Unless you need extremely strong prescription glasses, you will immediately notice how strikingly beautiful Victoria is. She has an incredible physical presence and an even more impressive structure, to put it mildly.


Stats

Height: 5'11"
Weight: 139 lb
Measurements: 36C-25-37
Claim to 21st Century Fame: Her stint as a poster bunny and secondary roles on small films have given her a start in her rise to fame, but she still has a long way to go.


No penny, no fucky!

#38 Penelope Cruz



Penelope Cruz's status as a bona fide sex symbol has been firmly in place for well over a decade now, as the actress established herself early on as the textbook definition of a sultry Spaniard. Her willingness to doff her top has certainly won her a legion of male fans across the globe, though there's little doubt it's her genuine abilities as an actress that's ensured the endurance of her career. It's just as clear that, no matter what her future holds, Penelope Cruz has earned a permanent place in our hearts as one of Hollywood's most indelible, exotic beauties.



Stats

Height: 5'6"
Weight: 109 lb
Measurements: 32C-28-32
Claim to 21st Century Fame: Penelope Cruz was the first Spanish-born actress to take an Academy Award home for Best Supporting Actress for her role in Woody Allen's Vicky Christina Barcelona. Never forgetting her roots in Spanish cinema, the actress is still the once and future muse of famed Spanish director Pedro Almodovar, starring in a total of four of his films, including his most recent Broken Embraces.


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#39 Sienna Miller



Sienna Miller knows a thing or two about dressing for success. "Style is definitely a combination of place, occasion, surroundings, body, and mood," she explains. "And to be honest, I sometimes don't spare neither trouble nor expense." That explains why entire websites have emerged documenting her daily outfits. Despite her statuesque frame and beautiful, subtle curves, Sienna Miller has always shied away from dressing like a tart. "Men's traditional view of sexiness isn't sexy," she complains. "It shouldn't be so obvious: push-up bras and miniskirts? Sexiness, to me, is when people are comfortable with themselves."


Stats

Height: 5'6"
Weight: 110 lb
Measurements: 32B-23-32
Claim to 21st Century Fame: In a relatively short period of time, Sienna Miller has established herself not only as a talented actress, but also as an intriguing style icon. She wowed us inAlfie and Layer Cake, and was cast as The Baroness for 2009's live-action adaptation of G.I. Joe.


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