Saturday, December 19, 2009

#20 Jessica Alba



Jessica Alba is perfectly at home prancing around in a teeny bikini. "I'm comfortable looking sexy," she insists. "Hollywood always plays up your sexuality, because that's what gets men into the theaters. It's nothing to be ashamed of." We agree wholeheartedly, which is why we gave this breathtaking brunette top billing on our list of the Top 99 Women of 2006. Alba has since become a fixture in our beloved annual poll as well as in lists compiled by Maxim, FHM, GQ, People, Star, Playboy, and Victoria's Secret, all of whom have praised her for her alluring screen presence and delectable dimensions. In fact, the only person unimpressed with Jessica Alba's sexiness is Alba herself. "I actually don't think I'm attractive," she admits. "The public only sees me after I've had my hair and make-up done. Or I'm in photos that have been airbrushed or lit a certain way. It's all an illusion." That may be, but it's an illusion she pulls off with uncommon panache.


Stats

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 120 lb
Measurements: 34B-25-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Jessica Alba has been kicking ass and taking names since 2000 when she nabbed the lead role in James Cameron’s critically-acclaimed sci-fi series Dark Angel. This sultry sexpot has since shown off her mouthwatering curves with a string of nearly-nude performances in Honey, Sin City and Fantastic Four. "The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid," she jokes. "I get all these screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.'" Now that’s a movie we’d definitely watch!


Where we'd most like to violate her: All in favor of "ass," put your ass in the air.


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#21 Christina Aguilera



Christina Aguilera likes to think of herself as sexy--and her former Stripped image certainly reflected that. But being sexy is not only about wearing revealing clothes, it's about attitude and personality--traits often associated with maturity and life experience.
Like any young lady, however, Christina did experience a burst of maturity and left that raunchy "Dirrty" image behind. She reemerged in 2006 a newlywed and a more refined singer and performer with Back to Basics. With classier clothes to show off her curves and less makeup to let her true beauty peek through, Christina matured from an overly sexualized teen, to a jaw-dropping sexy woman.


Stats

Height: 5'2"
Weight: 102 lb
Measurements: 36C-28-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: This former Mouseketeer rubbed the charts the right way with the catchy single "Genie In A Bottle," and followed up her success with a tribute to her Latin roots, the album Mi Reflejo. Her 2006 album, Back to Basics, sold more than 3.5 million copies. And who can forget that lesbian kiss with Madonna at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards or those chaps that she sported in her "Dirrty" music video?


Where we'd most like to violate her: Filthy Christina is the kind of tramp champ you can start out with an eiffel tower, move along to some ass 2 mouth and finish with a nice bukkake. So it's a toss-up, really.

#22 Scarlett Johansson



Scarlett Johansson's figure has caught up with her already-mature and collected personality--and now that she can scratch "child actress" off her resume, we can admire the sexy woman she has become. An extra part of Scarlett Johansson's allure is her uniquely throaty voice, which entices us. The actress herself has said, "I'm so tired of hearing casting directors ask if I have a sore throat. The people who have told me that my voice is distinctive...those people have always been close to my heart." Are you taking notes?


Stats

Height: 5'4"
Weight: 115 lb
Measurements: 36C-23-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: After her role in Robert Redford's The Horse Whisperer (1998), then-teenager Scarlett Johansson landed one plum part after another in movies like Lost in Translation (2003), Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003), The Perfect Score (2004),Match Point (2005), The Prestige (2006), The Nanny Diaries (2007), and He's Just Not That Into You (2008).


Where we'd most like to violate her: Well, we know she likes to be fingered:


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#23 Janet Jackson



Janet Jackson's sexiness has never been questioned, especially not since her image makeover in the mid-90's. She is a regular on all of the world's sexiest lists, not to mention a regular in the fantasies and dreams of men around the world (and some women with good taste). Janet is not overtly sexual; she has more of a quiet sensuality that only makes her more attractive (though her six-pack doesn't hurt in getting men's juices flowing).


Stats

Height: 5'4"
Weight: 120 lb
Measurements: 35C-23-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Her long-anticipated '90s comeback with The Velvet Rope and All For You were far from disappointments for the fans she won over in the '80s, living up to and even surpassing the expectations Control and Rhythm Nation 1814 had created. Janet is no longer Michael's little sister. To celebrate her 40th birthday, she released the album 20 Y.O. and continued to act and perform -- despite the 2006 Super Bowl incident.


Where we'd most like to violate her: We bet she's never had it in the ear before...

#24 Jolene Blalock



Jolene. Body. Amazing. (Did we forget ga-ga goo-goo?)
Forget Jesse Ventura, the real "Body" is Miss Blalock. She has apparently been sculpted into perfection by Mother Nature, to be used as a torture device for men. Understand that her sexiness oozes from her every stride, and every pout of her Angelina Jolie-like lips. If you ever wanted a heart attack, just catch Jolene at the beach in a thong bikini.


Stats

Height: 5'6"
Weight: 109 lb
Measurements: 32D-24-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Jolene Blalock is the new "babe" of Star Trek. She plays T'Pol, a Vulcan, on the new spin-off Enterprise.


Where we'd most like to violate her: We'd love to vulcanize her bunghole. She sure likes to lube up:


Saturday, December 12, 2009

#25 Michelle Behennah



Once Sports Illustrated's readership was able to recover from hyperventillation at seeing Ms. Behennah, they supplied these fine words: "Sooooo hot...my God...she's a femme-bot...oh yeah."
Yes folks, men today are a collection of genuine modern day Aristotles.



Stats

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 118 lb
Measurements: 34B-24-35

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Michelle Behennah is a regular in Victoria's Secret catalogue and in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issues. She has graced numerous magazine covers and does occasional work for MTV and Access Hollywood.



Where we'd most like to violate her: This chick is totally begging for it up the pooper...


You can never be too prepared for an anal assault.

#26 Lujan Fernandez



Whether legs, breasts, eyes, or southern cheeks catch your eye first, Fernandez will draw you in one way or another. She is one of the most well-rounded Latin babes out there and loves to show it all off, despite giving off an innocent allure.
From her deep chocolate brown eyes down to her world-famous behind and long legs, she drips sex appeal. Thanks to Fernandez, Argentina has been added to our South American tour, after the beaches of Brazil, of course.



Stats

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 116 lb
Measurements: 33B-24-35

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Twice a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model, Fernandez has graced the cover of virtually every prominent fashion magazine in America and Europe. She has also done ads for Perry Ellis and XOXO, and prowled the runway for Ralph Lauren, among others.


Tee-hee-hee! I'm almost nakey!