Monday, November 30, 2009

#46 Veronica Varekova



Though Veronica is not that well-known, her figure certainly is. In fact, it gives us nightmares because it haunts us like a jilted ex-girlfriend.



Stats

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 125 lb
Measurements: 36C-24-35

Claim to 21st Century Fame: She has appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue a total of seven times throughout the decade (2000-2002, 2004-2007). In 2007, she made the cover.

Veronica Varekova doesn't do invisible wall push ups; she pushes the invisible earth away from her.

#47 Naomi Watts



Naomi Watts' sultry onscreen presence is undoubtedly heightened by her willingness to participate in steamy sex scenes, and there's little doubt that she remains one of the most naturally alluring actresses out there. From her passionate lesbian romp with Laura Harring in Mullholland Dr. to her uncomfortable coupling with Sean Penn in 21 Grams, Naomi Watt' willingness to delve into exceedingly risque territory has never failed to impress us.



Stats

Height: 5'5"
Weight: 110 lb
Measurements: 35A-24-35

Claim to 21st Century Fame: This A-list starlet was everywhere in the '00s: Mullholland Drive (2001), The Ring (2002), I Heart Huckabees (2004), King Kong (2005), and Eastern Promises (2007) are only a sampling of her notable credits. On top of all this, she even found the time to have sex with a badger:

#48 Cindy Taylor



It's hard to question Cindy's sexiness, especially when you see her lounging in a steamy locale wearing nothing but a skimpy animal-print bikini. Cindy's Latin heritage certainly doesn't hurt either. Her immersion in sensuous tropical culture has given her a love for sexy accoutrements from salsa dancing to super-high heels. A photographer once asked her, "When you were born, did your mom just put some heels on you and tell you to start walking?" Hot-blooded beauties like Cindy are just born sexy.



Stats

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 129 lb
Measurements: 34C-24-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: She hosted the E! Network travel show Wild On! (2002-2003), made a cameo appearance in Wedding Crashers (2005) and proved her discerning musical taste with in Nickleback's video, "Rockstar" (2007).

Hurry up, frat boy #368, I don't have all night...

#49 Izabella Scorupco



Let's face it, folks: Izabella is one of the hottest women in the world. With her tall, slender, perfectly proportioned frame, she has a goddess-like presence. When she has done the occasional magazine shoot in recent years, she has shocked many lads with her amazing alluring demeanor and natural sex appeal. Whether a blonde, brunette or redhead she always looks like a dream.



Stats

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 118 lb
Measurements: 34C-24-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: This Polish-Swedish actress made her mark on Hollywood in the hits Vertical Limit (2000), Reign of Fire (2002) and Exorcist: The Beginning (2004).


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#50 Kate Groombridge



Let's get you up to speed: Kate Groombridge is a bra model. Her face, body and breasts in particular have been deigned so appealing that companies will pay her to model their bras. Her breasts were the focal point of a widespread ad campaign that sought to lure women into improving the visible girth of their bosom.
That being said, I think most men would concur in any case that Kate is ridiculously sexy. Any guy would kill to have her on his arm, even though having a lady with breasts that the world adores might lead to the intense jealousy of men worldwide.


Stats

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 119 lb
Measurements: 34C-25-35

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Perhaps the last of the great bra hangers, this English Aereola Rose coasted the decade on fame achieved pimping the Gossard "Ultra Superboost" bra, teasing us with scantily-clad pictorials in Esquire, Maxim and FHM before finally showing us her landing strip in Virgin Territory (2007).


Saturday, November 28, 2009

#51 Jessica Biel



Tall Jessica Biel towers over the majority of young Hollywood, and the self-described gym bunny's toned body gives her an older, sexier appearance than girls who are just naturally thin. There's little wonder why Esquire named her the Sexiest Woman Alive in 2005. The title is only ever bestowed to the truly sexiest of women, with Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson also joining Biel in her realm of hotness.
Despite rumors of their relationship being on the rocks, she's currently Justin Timberlake's arm candy post-Cameron Diaz, and if he replaced Diaz with Biel, that says something about Biel's sex appeal.

Stats

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 108 lb
Measurements: 36D-26-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Teased us for years with cheesecake roles in movies like Summer Catch (2001) and Stealth (2005) before finally doffing her top in Powder Blue (2009).

#52 Nicole Scherzinger



In both her interviews and live performances, Nicole Scherzinger exudes self-confidence and a true sense of strength, all while emanating an irresistible aura of femininity. She has gone on record saying that her favorite dance move is the "booty shake," which she effortlessly pulls off at any given opportunity. Like Gwen Stefani and Britney Spears before her, Nicole Scherzinger is clearly not afraid to use her sexuality to accentuate her performances.

Stats

Height: 5'5"
Weight: 117 lb
Measurements: 35B-27-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Reigning queen of the dancing harem supergroup otherwise known as the Pussy Cat Dolls, she's been at the helm behind Top 40 hits including "Don't Cha" (2005), "Buttons" (2006) and "When I Grow Up" (2008).

#53 Milla Jovovich



It goes without saying that Milla Jovovich possesses an incredible amount of sex appeal, as befits her status as a former supermodel. In addition to her gig as a professional clothes horse, Milla established herself as a sexual being early on thanks to roles in risque projects like 1998's Two Moon Junction and 1991's Return to the Blue Lagoon. Even when she embarked on her music career in 1994, Milla Jovovich relied on her sexuality to grab the attention of the masses--as evidenced by the sultry video for the single "Gentleman Who Fell."

Stats

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 120 lb
Measurements: 35B-22-33

Claim to 21st Century Fame: This supermodel-turned-action star hit it big with the Resident Evil franchise and even found time to enjoy sex with a bear:

#54 Eva Longoria



Eva Longoria had us with one gaze from her big hazelnut eyes and a smile from her delicate mouth. It doesn't help that her legs--perfectly bronzed, of course--are to die for, and that she has a body that makes her role as a former model believable.
Her openness about her sexuality only makes her that much more desirable. With her long, dark hair, model-like face and curvaceous body, Eva Longoria is one wildfire we'd like to put out. She possesses the sexy features typical of Latin women, including an appreciation for wild sex. Eva has the figure and attitude to flaunt herself like a Playboy model, and so far, she has done just that.

Stats

Height: 5'2"
Weight: 110 lb
Measurements: 34A-28-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Made waves with her performance as a horny housewife on the smash hit TV show Desperate Housewives.

#55 Rebecca Romijn



The look Rebecca gives when she is looking into a camera is sexy as silk at best.

Stats

Height: 5'11"
Weight: 126 lb
Measurements: 35B-24-35

Claim to 21st Century Fame: A former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, she made her name as an actress with her role as Mystique in the X-Men franchise, a bad girl in Femme Fatale (2002) and a transsexual on Ugly Betty (2007-2008).

#56 Selita Ebanks



Selita Ebanks' smarts and undeniable good looks make her sexy, no matter how you define it. She has the added bonus of being a model for Victoria's Secret; so, if being a model is sexy, being a model for swimsuits and lingerie is super-sexy. Tyra Banks, no slouch in the sexiness department and a former Victoria's Secret model herself, even approves of Selita Ebanks as one of her successors.
There is one hurdle we can think of for any potential Selita Ebanks-wooers: She has seven brothers. And knowing how protective brothers can be of their sisters, it's a sure thing that anyone going with Selita Ebanks had better be on his absolute best behavior.

Stats

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 122 lb
Measurements: 33C-24-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: She's been a Victoria's Secret Angel since 2005 and appeared in the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Hep! Me boobs stuck in zee quick sand! No sexy no sexy!

#57 Willa Ford



If an explanation is required for her position on this list, then we sincerely apologize, but we had no idea that you couldn't see for yourself.
A combination of sex appeal, stunning features and a desire to be naughty are reason enough for us to fall in love with her instantly. Sorry Willa, but it looks like Santa will not be bringing you any gifts this year.

Stats

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 112 lb
Measurements: 34C-24-33

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Had a hit song with "I Wanna Be Bad" (2001) and posed for Playboy in 2006.

#58 Cindy Crawford



With a coy look permanently tattooed on her face and a supermodel body that leans toward "voluptuous" more than "waif," Cindy is the prime example of all-American sexiness.

Stats

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 130 lb
Measurements: 34B-26-35

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Cindy quit modeling in 2000, but continued to provide celebrity endorsements for a variety of projects. Fashion designer Michael Kors sums up her impact: "Cindy changed the perception of the ‘sexy American girl’ from classic blue eyed blonde to a more sultry brunette with brains, charm, and professionalism to spare."

My beauty secret? Bukkake!

#59 Jaime Pressly



Although she keeps herself covered up now, Jaime Pressly's no stranger to appearing au natural. Besides her early nude scenes in Poison Ivy: The New Seduction, Jaime's also been known to show her stuff in Playboy and Allure. Jaime Pressly has also been a hot commodity on the magazine circuit, as the first model to be featured on multiple covers for Stuff. The magazine offered her a spot as the No. 8 Sexiest Woman in the World in 2002, while Maxim and FHM have combined to feature her four times on their Sexiest Women lists.

Stats

Height: 5'5"
Weight: 116 lb
Measurements: 35C-24-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Starred as Joy Turner on the hit television show My Name Is Earl (2005-2009).

Just for the taste of it--hillbilly pussy, that is.

#60 Leila Arcieri



Her sexiness is off the scale. But what is it about Leila that makes this temptress of average height stand out from the crowd? Is it because she can pull off a swimsuit with such tantalizing precision? Sure, that has something to do with it.
Remember, though, that great bodies are a dime a dozen, but those that can also give off huge doses of sex appeal are few and far between. That's where Leila comes in. Her deep, provocative stares transcend the pages of a magazine, like she's gazing right into our souls. And that, dear readers, carries much more weight than a size two body drenched in silicone.

Stats

Height: 5'4"
Weight: 109 lb
Measurements: 34D-28-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Played Jamaica St. Croix on Son of the Beach (2000-2002) and pumped her junk as a video ho for some of our favorite rappers.

#61 Adrianne Curry



Sexiness is a primary job requirement when you pose for Playboy and Maxim, and Adrianne Cury has it in spades. This tall, curvy brunette has fabulously long legs, a perfect booty and a set of bedroom eyes that could melt an iceberg. Bear in mind, however, that Adrianne's killer body isn't a matter of chance: "I have been a tomboy and athlete all my life," she says. "I play softball, basketball, run track, and work out a lot."

Stats

Height: 5'11"
Weight: 135 lb
Measurements: 32C-28-32

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Won the first season of America's Next Top Model (2003-2004) and starred in her own reality series, My Fair Brady (2005-2008).

Easy, fellas, this ain't Gag Factor.

#62 Gisele Bundchen



Thanks to her chiseled cheekbones, Gisele Bundchen has the kind of face that guys either love or could do without. Kate Moss draws a similar reaction from the male public. There's no denying that Gisele has a ridiculously smoking body, though. Thanks to her, boobs are back! So are hips! We're incredibly grateful to Gisele for that. The fact that she's from Brazil and speaks Portuguese only makes her sexier.

Stats

Height: 5'11"
Weight: 126 lb
Measurements: 36C-24-35

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Being the most successful model of all time. In 2007, the Guinness Book of World Records named her the world's richest supermodel with a net worth of $150 million.

Kiss my $150 million ass!

#63 Susan Ward



Before her role in The In Crowd, Susan Ward was already blessed with all the elements required to land on any "sexiest women in the world" list: a perfect body, a beautiful face, and an all-around sexy aura.
But when male audiences saw The In Crowd--specifically her kissing scene with another woman--her sex appeal quotient went through the roof, as seen the year before with Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions.

Stats

Height: 5'4"
Weight: 104 lb
Measurements: 34C-24-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Starred in The In Crowd (2000), Shallow Hal (2001) and several notable men's magazine pictorials.


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#64 Talisa Soto



Talisa Soto is sultry, svelte and smolderingly hot. She's got a perfect body with incredibly sexy, long and lean legs. Her seductive, velvety voice makes her all the more irresistible.
She's in her mid-30s, but this Latin babe seems to grow even more alluring with time. Check her out in any of the Mortal Kombat flicks, Vampirella, or the recent Pinero to get a taste of her swarthy sexiness.

Stats

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 112 lb
Measurements: 36B-26-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Starred in the aforementioned low-budget films and made babies with Julia Roberts' ex, Benjamin Bratt.

Me peepee in yo mouth yo feel sooooo good.

#65 Olivia Wilde



It's kind of impossible to play a bisexual who gets to make out with Mischa Barton on The O.C., and not become an instant sexy symbol. Even though these days she has to rock a lab coat for most of her screen time on House M.D., she makes it look good, in a Katherine Heigl kind of way. Proof? She grabbed the No. 1 spot of Maxim's Hot 100 2009 list. We'd gladly give up steak for a day to spend an evening eating tofurkey and drinking organic wine with this vegan actress. Unfortunately, she's already married to documentary filmmaker Tao Ruspoll. That has to be upsetting for Megan Fox who told GQ that Wilde is so sexy that she makes Fox want to "strangle a mountain ox with [her] bare hands."

Stats

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 110 lb
Measurements: 34A-23-33

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Currently stars as Dr. Hadley on House M.D. (2007-2009).

Chairs are like practice penises.

#66 Beyonce



This goddess possesses almost every great feature imaginable; one can stare awestruck at her angelic face, dangerously curvaceous body, booty that goes on for days, and her long, shapely legs. Greatest of all, Beyonce knows how to work it, wearing clothing that complements her curves and dancing in her videos as if she knew just what men wanted to see. For this, she was made the cover model for the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. In the past she has said: "I'm very conscious of being a curvy woman, and I'm very happy that I am a curvy woman." That's what we like to hear.

Stats

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 137 lb
Measurements: 33C-26-42

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Inspired Kanye West to act a fool at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards.

#67 Audrina Patridge



Well, there's something to be said of California girls, because Audrina Patridge has got it going on. Sun-kissed skin, well-endowed mammaries, a tight little bikini-clad body...what more could you ask for? And while we're ranking Audrina Patridge well on the sex appeal scale, to be brutally honest, she's not going to be winning a Nobel prize anytime soon. Hell, that's OK--we'd rather she did well in the sex appeal category anyway (and she does very, very well).

Stats

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 116 lb
Measurements: 34C-25-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Exists as a mass of appealing human meat on the MTV series The Hills (2006-2009).

#68 Shannon Elizabeth



She's right up there with Denise Richards on the sexiness scale. She looks attractive even if she's wearing a parka, jogging pants and construction boots. Which is purely a hypothetic statement because judging by her public appearances, it's biologically impossible for her to not be half-naked.

Stats

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 117 lb
Measurements: 36D-26-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Cruised the decade on her American Pie notoreity with small roles in movies like Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), Tomcats (2001), Love Actually (2003), and played the recurring character Brooke on That 70's Show (2003-2005).

You mean if I hold this pose for five more minutes, I'll get a big movie part where I don't havs to take my top off? Oh, thanks you, Mr. Producer!

#69 Jennifer Garner



There's something about a woman who has the skills to play a martial arts-trained CIA agent that makes her terribly sexy. There's also something about a woman who has a striking physique, a gorgeous face, and soft, pouty lips that makes her terribly sexy.
When you stumble into a rarity like Jennifer Garner, who fulfills both these categories, that's just almost too good to be true. Well, guess what? It is too good to be true. She was married to former Felicity star Scott Foley until March 2004, and she is now dating Daredevil co-star Ben Affleck. Yeah, we were disappointed too.

Stats

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 125 lb
Measurements: 39B-24-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Livened up prime time with her role as double ageant Sydney Bristow on Alias (2001-2006) and had a girl-on-girl kiss with Natassia Malthe in the action flick Elektra (2005).

#70 Jessica Simpson



The older Jessica Simpson gets, the sexier she becomes. Her early mainstream career in pop music--when she had to compete against Britney and Christina--has allowed her to develop provocative moves of which we have fond fantasies.
When she divorced Nick Lachey, we thought that we might have a chance. But those dreams were shattered when reports of her constant involvement with celebs like John Mayer and Tony Romo began circulating.

Stats

Height: 5'3"
Weight: 120 lb
Measurements: 36D-24-36

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Sent an entire generation of males through puberty with her music video "These Boots" (2005).

#71 Maria Sharapova



Nothing's hotter than a toned-to-perfection body, which is precisely why Maria Sharapova ranks high on our hotness scale. Tennis athletes have long, lean, muscular bodies and Maria Sharapova's is no exception. Add that to her golden-blond locks and gem-like green eyes and this Russian beauty doesn't only make jaws drop on the courts.
Like many women who originate from Russia, Maria Sharapova has been blessed with magnificent features. Her face is the epitome of classical beauty. She has long blond hair, and even longer legs. This 6'2" stunner definitely doesn't leave many empty seats in the stands.

Stats

Height: 6'2"
Weight: 130 lb
Measurements: 33A-24-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: As of 2009, former world number 1 professional tennis player and three time Grand Slam singles champion .

Marilyn, eat your cold dead heart out.

#72 Kelly Ripa



Call us crazy but we are all over Kelly Ripa. She may not be a runway model, she may not have appeared naked on the Internet or in a magazine, and she may not even be outrageous or scandalous. Kelly Ripa, however, is hot. She is sexy. She is, in the parlance of our times, a yummy mummy. She may even be the yummiest mummy since Stifler's mom from American Pie (hence the term MILF).
The amazing thing about her is that, while she was a definite dime before she had children and did have a certain amount of curve to her frame, she was a virtual babe after motherhood. Call it the amount of jelly she packs into her slim and petite frame. Call it the proverbial "glow" of being a new mother. Call it her infectious smile. Just call it sexy.

Stats

Height: 5'3"
Weight: 110 lb
Measurements: 32B-24-33

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Plays patty cake with a talking raisin every weekday morning on Live with Regis and Kelly (2001-2009).

You wanna end up in the trunk with Kathie Lee?

#73 Shanna Moakler



You don't have to be a lover of the fair-haired to appreciate this buxom babe. Moakler is a full-bodied, busomy babe who is capable of getting a money shot with her long legs, sensual gaze and sexy stomach. What's more, she often looks quite exotic when she wears her hair wet and busts out some dark makeup. Basically, Moakler is a woman who seems capable of fulfilling all our desires.

Stats

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 117 lb
Measurements: 34C-24-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Playmate of the Month for December 2001; documented her brief marriage to a meth addict on MTV's Meet the Barkers (2005-2006).

I'll armpit fart my way to your heart.

#74 Sarah Shahi



For most men, there are few things sexier than 1) cheerleaders and 2) lesbians. As a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and current small-screen lesbian, Sarah Shahi combines both of these forbidden fruits into one. What makes the dark-haired goddess so sexy, though, is her natural abundance of confidence: Sarah Shahi has paraded in front of pageant judges and drunken football fans with equal ease.
As if that weren't enough, she's also refreshingly candid about sex, going so far as to take an oral sex seminar to prepare for her role in Old School. According to Sarah Shahi, "I've so recommended it to all my friends because, if nothing else, it makes you feel like a total porn star afterward."

Stats

Height: 5'3"
Weight: 108 lb
Measurements: 34C-20-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Provided a plethora of girl-on-girl action during her stint on The L Word (2005-2009).

#75 Shania Twain



She might sing about corny stuff, but her sex appeal is off the charts. Just think of the times you've watched one of her videos--whether or not the sound was on. You know the exact reason why you tuned into her. Man, she is one heck of a woman! Her long, dark hair, luscious lips and perfect curves make her a pleasure to watch.

Stats

Height: 5'4"
Weight: 110 lb
Measurements: 36C-24-34

Claim to 21st Century Fame: In this decade, Shania branched out from platinum records into the wide world of kiddie porn...

#76 Nikki Cox



Let's just come out and say it like it is; Nikki Cox has some of the nicest cleavage this side of the Atlantic. And its not like we are looking (we are) because it's pretty obvious to anyone with two functional eyeballs. That must explain why she is one of the most sought after actresses on the Web.
Then again, could her fame have something to do with the fact that her name sounds like something an adult film star would use?

Stats

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 102 lb
Measurements: 36C-23-35

Claim to 21st Century Fame: Starred as Mary Connell on the TV series Las Vegas (2003-2007).

Here's a problem for the class: How to fill all three holes at once while still paying sufficient attention to my magnificent boobage.